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#10 |
Keeps your feet from getting all muddy. |
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#9 |
Covers up all that brown stuff with the worms underneath it. |
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#8 |
Gives me a reason to fire up my lawn mower every week. |
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#7 |
You can achieve perfectly good grass stains every time you slide slip n' slide in it. |
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#6 |
It smells good when I cut it for you. |
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#5 |
It gives weeds a place to stand out and be recognized. (Unless you choose us as your lawn service!) |
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#4 |
It doesn't mind getting walked all over. |
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#3 |
The grass is so much better for your dog to take care of business on than your living room carpet. |
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#2 |
It's the closest you'll ever get to having Wrigley Field in your front yard. |
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#1 |
What else are you going to put in your yard? |
